u blogjacked

19 Jul

hi evri1 im ash an i have irashnal fobyas of bad speln and my dorta driving   i teech her cos it maks me fl lik a gud dad in a norml world an preten shes gonna get a 2nd hand fiat fr her 18th an go to uni in bristl, bt carnt let hr get awy frm us fr 5mins or go lootn on hr own tho shes mor quite thn me or achly do smthin usefl cos im a bludy COWARD

also i hv a rlly stupd passwrd.


Posted by on July 19, 2026 in sarah rocks


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44 responses to “u blogjacked

  1. Jack

    July 19, 2026 at 5:30 pm

    Nice one, Sarah! Ha, she got you good, Ash!

  2. Elaine

    July 19, 2026 at 5:44 pm

    I guess the fun starts when Ash notices. Where is he? You steal his handset?

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 5:46 pm

      no, i got the wrkset u cn skimp him if u want

  3. The REAL Ash!

    July 19, 2026 at 5:48 pm

    Alright, you’ve made your point. Just come back to the caravan and we’ll talk. Your mother’s going frantic. And I’d very much appreciate it if you could change my really stupid password back now.

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 5:49 pm

      no lets chat rite hr were al yr “awsum” yng mates cn joyn in c wot they thnk

      • Jack

        July 19, 2026 at 5:50 pm

        I think you’re awesome, Sarah!

      • Elaine

        July 19, 2026 at 5:51 pm

        I think you need to take the quotes off the awesome, there. And maybe put them around the “young”, in my case.

  4. The REAL Ash!

    July 19, 2026 at 5:53 pm

    You want me to live in the real world, this is my assessment of it. We have to stay together, all three of us, at all times. It’s not safe for any of us to be out alone. Come back and stop being so childish.

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 5:54 pm

      stop dismissin wot i say lk im a child u think its real, all 3 of us goin thievin or huntin? mums ill n ur size 9s r lik a bludy drumkit we cant all sit in the carvan frever we need suplies and im fuckin 17 i need sum space

      • Elaine

        July 19, 2026 at 5:56 pm

        Actually, that sounds pretty reasonable. Couldn’t Sarah pitch a tent outside?

  5. The REAL Ash!

    July 19, 2026 at 5:59 pm

    We did think of that, thank you Elaine, and we do use the tent as an extra room during the day, but it’s too dangerous to sleep there, especially for Sarah. You never know who or what might find us in the night.

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 6:01 pm

      wot cos theyd rip into a tent but a carvan wiv a 1cm thck wall puts em rite off

      • The REAL Ash!

        July 19, 2026 at 6:09 pm

        We’ve been through this.

        • Ash

          July 19, 2026 at 6:10 pm

          wev not bin thro it, u sayn no is not a ngoshyashn

  6. The REAL Ash!

    July 19, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    You know, this would be less confusing if you could use your own login and give mine back.

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 6:02 pm

      no way ule lock the post 2 stop ur mates agreen wiv me.

      • The REAL Ash!

        July 19, 2026 at 6:03 pm

        If you want me to respect your privacy, respect mine and give me back the use of my own blog and avatar.

        • Ash

          July 19, 2026 at 6:08 pm

          i giv u a betr 1, shud sho ^ soon

  7. Elaine

    July 19, 2026 at 6:12 pm

    Is it ok to make a neutral observation?

    • The REAL Ash!

      July 19, 2026 at 6:14 pm

      Could it perhaps wait?

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 6:14 pm

      yeh go frit

    • Jack

      July 19, 2026 at 6:15 pm

      Like she’s not gonna do it anyway.

    • Elaine

      July 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

      I don’t want to interfere, but there’s kind of an inevitability about this.

      • Jack

        July 19, 2026 at 6:18 pm

        Told ya.

      • The REAL Ash!

        July 19, 2026 at 6:19 pm

        Well, it’s inevitable that Sarah will come home tonight because she’s not going to leave us worrying once she’s calmed down and thought it through, because she’s really a very responsible and considerate young woman when all’s said and done.

        • Ash

          July 19, 2026 at 6:20 pm

          keep talkn dusnt meen u get ur blog back

        • Elaine

          July 19, 2026 at 6:22 pm

          It’s also inevitable that as time goes on, food gets scarcer, Sarah gets older… things are going to change, one way or another. So anything that’s not safe, you might want to think about how to make it safer rather than try to stop it happening. Only one of those options has a chance of working in the long-term.

          • Mei

            July 19, 2026 at 6:24 pm

            I agree. I have done things I never know I can do, things my parents will never want me to do, but the world is different now. Nobody can protect me, and these risks are mine to take. We must see there is an equal risk in trying to keep others safe from things we cannot change.

            • The REAL Ash!

              July 19, 2026 at 6:26 pm

              There’s no risk in waiting until she turns 18.

              • Mei

                July 19, 2026 at 6:27 pm

                But what is the difference in a few months?

                • Ash

                  July 19, 2026 at 6:28 pm

                  diffrens is will b 2 layt We nd nother drivr an moor fud now

  8. The REAL Ash!

    July 19, 2026 at 6:30 pm

    This is ridiculous, Sarah. When are you going to come back to the caravan?

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 6:33 pm

      1 u let me driv tnight, mums sick n ur tyred n u no im safe if we get puld its not lk itll mak a difrance if i got a lisens or not
      2 im slepin in the tent til it gets 2 cold il kep a nife in my slepin bag
      3 i alredy got sum tind stuff n flouer out that mt hows, i was carefl no1 saw i get the rest 2moro

      • The REAL Ash!

        July 19, 2026 at 6:35 pm

        And you’re holding my blog to ransom for these demands?

        • Ash

          July 19, 2026 at 6:36 pm

          occupyin direct action gets the goods innit

          • The REAL Ash!

            July 19, 2026 at 6:37 pm

            I can’t imagine who told you that. Alright. You can drive tonight, but you don’t take the car out alone; you can use the tent if we find somewhere it can go up safely and be relatively concealed in the dark; and we will get the rest of the food tomorrow, if Sue’s well enough to do look-out duty. We’ll reopen negotiations on future raiding protocols. Does that seem fair to our neutral arbiter?

            • Elaine

              July 19, 2026 at 6:39 pm

              I’d hold out for the Fiat, but times being what they are it looks like decent deal.

            • Sarah

              July 19, 2026 at 6:40 pm

              get the ketl on then c u in 5

              • Ash

                July 19, 2026 at 6:41 pm

                Where are you?

                • Sarah

                  July 19, 2026 at 6:42 pm

                  roun the cornr hedj by bus shltr, im not stupid

  9. Fiona

    July 19, 2026 at 8:24 pm

    Oh my I missed all this.
    Going for eggs now. Talking of safety, I feel weird about it but I’m taking my late husband’s rifle with me. Yesterday it looked like someone had been in there and I don’t think any of the family that own the place are capable of being out and about anymore.

    • Ash

      July 19, 2026 at 9:37 pm

      We keep a lookout, but we’re unlikely to encounter any firearms without them being pointed at us. So sorry to hear about your husband. Was it the flu?

  10. Fiona

    July 25, 2026 at 12:53 am

    Ash, my husband died about a year ago of a heart attack. Ironically, he always used to say ” i hope I live long enough to see the apocalypse!” And he just missed it. Besides still grieving him on top of everything else, I could really use his skills and help at this time…

    On the other hand, he never wanted children. And it seems I have one now.

    • Ash

      July 25, 2026 at 10:14 am

      I just saw the story on Jack’s blog. I’m not sure whether it’s a blessing or a cruelty that young children are the most likely to survive the flu. Once again, I find myself thankful that this didn’t happen ten years ago. The thought of Sarah, out on her own in this, growing up in the world that’s emerging… I hope the little girl you’ve found is doing alright? I suppose she probably doesn’t understand much of what’s happening. She’s very lucky that you found her.


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